Monday, January 10, 2011

Samsung Galaxy S i9000 Killed by Idiot

A furious customer gave his expensive Samsung Galaxy S i9000 to us today. He claimed that a dodgy and cheap-looking place in Auckland stuffed up his Samsung Galaxy S smartphone. Owner said phone cannot turn on, but the idiot charge him $180 to upgrade software. After which, owner said phone turn on but stucked on startup mode and cannot turn on completely.

Our technical findings:
Battery was flat and needs to be booted up
There us no need to upgrade the Android firmware
Wrong software used to upgrade the firmware (which has got nothing to do the battery!)

The final solution:
Battery booted up, recondition to original state and working condition
Loaded new Android firmware

The Ending:
Client happy with our service and advice

- Next Action:
The client will be filing Police report at Auckland Central for repair fraud and willful destruction if property
-Forward then police to Ministry of Justice

- Check his immigration status or people related to him

If you think you have been ripped-off by questionable repair centre, just text us at (021) 117-2222 and we shall help you to get justice done and recover your lost.

Check online forums and Facebook victim support group. The days are lured for this semi-pro repair person.

Sent from iPhone 3GS

Shift Hybrid: A Wrist Watch for Automotive Enthusiast

Shift Hybrid is a watch based on automotive engineering featuring elements like disc brakes, speedometers, seat belts, and gear shifts. The materials used are also found in cars. Parts like aluminium, carbon fibre, stainless steel, rubber, and glass. Take a look after the jump and see if you can spot all the automotive influences.
The design utilizes both analog and digital parts. All the gears, rotors and needles are analog but they are controlled digitally to precisely keep time right down to the millisecond. Quite impressive.
Designer: Menghsun Wu.
This post is sponsored by Abby Technology Limited, Auckland, New Zealand.

Sunday, January 9, 2011

Loser threatened "You know, I can kill him?" (funny, humor, story, Missouri, USA)

January 9th, 2010: After I received a funny story my old dorm buddy from Missouri State University, MO. 63701 yesterday; I almost choke from laughing!  Mindy was a year older than me back in college and we are still best of friends.

WARNING: This is only a story from the USA.  If you are outside the USA and feel that that character fits you, then you go and blame your father or mother.  If not, go and get help; you REALLY REALLY need it.

Mindy Smith of Jackson, Missouri, USA had forward us some funny material about a sick looking Asian guy.  It was a couple of days ago near the Landings, St Louis, Missouri;  they were at the park and overheard some conversation right in the middle of winter of Missouri.

It was cold winter day in Missouri and Mindy was not wearing her ear muffs so she can hear quite a bit.  She said that a weird looking Asian guy dressed in pink (he look very fragile as the body is covered with skin only, weight about 85lbs).  It seems that this thin Asian guy is a mental patient as he shows extreme mood swing (e.g. typical behavioral bipolar swing, a strong sign of bipolar schizophrenia).  The other strange thing is that this Asian guy's eyes look like dead fish's eyes!  You know, like those dead fish you can find in the Missippi River fish market in the heartland of America.

This thin LOSER were talking loud about hurting someone (the discussion was about an ex-Marine who is a professional MMA fighter in the USA!).  To spice things up, his fat Asian wife was slapping his tiny head (or we call it bird brain) as he was shouting in public that he wants to kills someone "easily". My, oh my, Mindy was thinking to herself..."oh, how scare are we?  I am normal American woman and weight twice as much as that SICK Asian man").

It could be that this lunatic skinny LOSER had had suffer mental issue due to child birth condition or childhood scars, perhaps.  The funny thing is that LOSER dress himself in pink from head to toe.  Mindy noticed that when he was barking like a dog in the cold winter day at the Landings, Missouri; he even rolled up his sleeves and showed his muscle.  Unfortunately, Mindy do not have a digital camera handy; so she sent a picture that illustrate how that thin LOSER Asian behaves.

Out of the sudden, Mindy hear that fast and stupid looking Asian lady scolding the think LOSER in broken English:
"If you great, why not make more money? We shit now, staying with your fcuking father. You stupid dog, still drive your mother's car?"
"You great, ah? No cheat people, go make some honest money!"
"How can your shitty small body kill people? Stop fcuking around, bast**d you".
Instantly, the "raging bull" shrunk into sick-looking dead person.  Guess that fat China lady said the truth and hurt the LOSER and wake him up to reality.

According to health science professionals, people like this sick-looking LOSER has very low self-esteem and their type tend to lie or cheat people around him.  To make up their ego, they usually marry fat foreign woman (one is to feel save and two is cut down communication or nagging, perhaps). This type of patient usually cannot be independent, trust nobody, have gloomy views about life and tend to hide or run away from reality.  Aside from that, they fantasize in their little world and hope that things will change according to their wish.  A clear sign is that, such type of person tends to show extremely pleasant from, pretends to be average an average Joe and spills a lot of small talks or lies to impress people around them.   On top of that, they tend to hurt people or kill people's character when other are performing better than them.  So, we all have to watch out for sick-minded people, especially they look like "waling-skeletons" or HIV Positive carriers in the United States of America.

All in all, it is funny how some people are so stupid to talk, give threat in public area of America.  Gosh, when can we stop taking in stupid people in this Great Nation? We have bunch of clowns to deal with now in Washington D.C."

That is all for now folks!



Born Loser's Comment: Who will read his blog? (iPhone Repair, Auckland, Police Report)

Hello World!  My old college buddy forward me a funny story from United States and I would like to share with you all in New Zealand.  Character and location are changed to protect the privacy of the individual.  If you are a loser in life (e.g. +41 years old, still stay with the father, driving mother's car, married a fat women from the third world), a failed business owner or even a crook; do not feel offended, it is a story; you just have to wake up and smell the coffee.

January 8th, 2010:  Story sent by Josh Amadelio, Orange County, USA:

Something weird happened yesterday, my partner and I was shopping at Orange County. Upon buying all the things we needed we went to the car park.  we noticed that there was a skinny chap, looks pale on his brown skin and too thin to be true (an adult weights around 85 pounds, that is less than my dog!). He was in a rather loud and heatediscussion with another cunning looking Latino dude at the car park.
The skinny loser, was really funny, during his conversation, he tried to "enlarge" his frame to show dominance over the other chap (imagine, a frail-looking almost a walking-dead tried to scare people off!). I WTF is wrong with this person, looking very sick and possibly an AIDS carrier trying to impress other with his freaking skeletal body!

He was mumbling about so-and-so's ability to compose and publish blogs on the net.  Possibly due to minimal education or dropped out of high school (he boasted that he has a Master's degree from Harvard at the car park; yeah, righ!).  Due to limited brain power or understanding of how the world works; this loser was shouting like "who will read his blog".  No one at the car park know what this wild skinny dog was shouting about right in the middle of K-Mart's park in Orange County, CA, USA.  He needs help bad as he shows the acute of bipolar swing.  Poor bastard, he might had done eveil things to other repeatedly and now getting pay back.

Out of curiosity, my colleague and I search for blogging information and came out with an interesting picture.  No one know if that picture was meant for the sick freako who looked like a damn big LOSER in life.  The figures tells it all, the best is bloggers now link each posting to twitter, share link on facebook, discuss topics on worldwide forum. The best part is it will arouse curiosity of both the victims of crime and authorities (e.g. Law enforcement agencies, L.A. Sheriff's Department, Justice Department, US Immigration Services).  The beauty is the blogger will bridge all these parties to communicate, to exchange data, gather evidence, file police case and initial criminal charge proceeding).  If that LOSER have half a brain, he should be careful of shit he spilled out from his dog mouth, eh?

Any way, next time you are in K-Mart car park in Orange County, CA, USA; please make sure you avoid evil looking person, or those who like to scare others with his "towering" body like an AIDS patient. You all have a nice day now.