Showing posts with label school. Show all posts
Showing posts with label school. Show all posts

Thursday, January 5, 2017

New Zealand's Public holidays and anniversary dates for 2017

Public holidays 2017

  • Sunday 1 January or Tuesday 3 January - New Year's Day
  • Monday 2 January - Day after New Year's Day
  • Monday 6 February - Waitangi Day
  • Friday 14 April - Good Friday
  • Monday 17 April - Easter Monday
  • Tuesday 25 April - ANZAC Day
  • Monday 5 June - Queen's Birthday
  • Monday 23 October - Labour Day
  • Monday 25 December - Christmas Day
  • Tuesday 26 December - Boxing Day

Anniversary days 2017

  • Auckland anniversary day - Monday 30 January
  • Canterbury (South) anniversary day - Monday 25 September
  • Canterbury anniversary day - Friday 17 November
  • Chatham Islands anniversary day - Monday 27 November
  • Hawke's Bay anniversary day - Friday 20 October
  • Marlborough anniversary day - Monday 30 October
  • Nelson anniversary day - Monday 30 January
  • Northland anniversary day - Monday 30 January
  • Otago anniversary day - Monday 20 March
  • Southland anniversary day - Tuesday 18 April
  • Taranaki anniversary day - Monday 13 March
  • Wellington anniversary day - Monday 23 January
  • Westland anniversary day - Monday 4 December


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Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Comments from teachers on students' performance, wicked! David Lim, Auckland

Comments allegedly made on under-performing students' report cards by teachers in New York City.

* Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.

* I would not allow this student to breed.

* Your child has delusions of adequacy.

* Your son is depriving some village of an idiot.

* Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.

* The student has a 'full six pack' but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.

* This child has been working with glue too much.

* When your daughter's IQ hits 50, she should sell.

* The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.

* If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.

* It's impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others.

* The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead.

(Source: Ebaum's World)