New Zealand's Public holidays and anniversary dates for 2017

Public holidays 2017

• Sunday 1 January or Tuesday 3 January - New Year's Day
• Monday 2 January - Day after New Year's Day
• Monday 6 February - Waitangi Day
• Friday 14 April - Good Friday
• Monday 17 April - Easter Monday
• Tuesday 25 April - ANZAC Day
• Monday 5 June - Queen's Birthday
• Monday 23 October - Labour Day
• Monday 25 December - Christmas Day
• Tuesday 26 December - Boxing Day

Anniversary days 2017

• Auckland anniversary day - Monday 30 January
• Canterbury (South) anniversary day - Monday 25 September
• Canterbury anniversary day - Friday 17 November
• Chatham Islands anniversary day - Monday 27 November
• Hawke's Bay anniversary day - Friday 20 October
• Marlborough anniversary day - Monday 30 October
• Nelson anniversary day - Monday 30 January
• Northland anniversary day - Monday 30 January
• Otago anniversary day - Monday 20 March
• Southland anniversary day - Tuesday 18 April
• Taranaki anniversary day - Monday 13 March
• Wellington anniversary day - Monday 23 January
• Westland anniversary day - Monday 4 December

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Comments from teachers on students' performance, wicked! David Lim, Auckland

Comments allegedly made on under-performing students' report cards by teachers in New York City.

* Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.

* I would not allow this student to breed.

* Your child has delusions of adequacy.

* Your son is depriving some village of an idiot.

* Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.

* The student has a 'full six pack' but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.

* This child has been working with glue too much.

* When your daughter's IQ hits 50, she should sell.

* The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.

* If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.

* It's impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others.

* The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead.

(Source: Ebaum's World)