Monday, January 2, 2012

Dumb criminals 2011 (stupid, ignorant, arrested, police)


Dumb criminals 2011- Dumbest criminals of 2011, From beat-down muggers to wannabe superheroes to inept shoplifters, 2011 brought us a never-ending supply of dimwitted crooks. While we wait to see what hijinks 2012 will bring, let’s take a look back at some of the dumbest offenders of the past year.

Holiday tradition?


When: Dec. 4

The story: A 66-year-old man in Georgia told police he was partaking in an annual holiday ritual when they nabbed him for firing a shotgun near a shopping mall.
Wrong place, wrong time


When: Dec. 2

The story: A 22-year-old man was nabbed trying to steal video games at a Wal-Mart in Maryland.
Mugger picks wrong victim


When: Dec. 2

The story: A wannabe mugger ended up beaten and shot after an attempted carjacking in Chicago.
Social networking addict


When: November

The story: A burglary suspect in Georgia left a trail of evidence – including his car, keys and wallet – but it was another action that sealed the deal.
Sad vampire fan


When: Nov. 19

The story: An 18-year-old woman in Illinois told police she had a very good reason for driving drunk and crashing her car.
Fake doctor caught


When: Nov. 18

The story: A transgendered woman in Miami was arrested after a “patient” ended up in the hospital.
Trespassing couch potato


When: Oct. 30

The story: A burglary suspect in Oregon told his side of the story (what did he say?) after he was caught watching TV on someone else’s couch.
Very wrong number


When: Oct. 18

The story: A 61-year-old woman in Mississippi was nabbed after cops say she called and texted them to set up a drug deal.
‘Heroin for sale’ sign


When: Oct. 18

The story: Police raided a Portland, Ore., home (what did they find?) after a
Facebook post leads to drug bust


When: Oct. 17

The story: Police showed up to a 38-year-old man’s house in Illinois after he posted a fictitious story (what was it about?) on Facebook.
Fleeing Wal-Mart


When: Oct. 12

The story: Police said a young couple fled a Kentucky Wal-Mart (why?) but left something very important behind. Sadly, this isn’t the first time this has happened.
Topless high-speed chase


When: Oct. 11

The story: A 28-year-old woman is accused of leading Ohio police on a high-speed chase (watch the video) wearing not much more than a G-string. Get the latest news on her case.
Thieves steal nearly empty cash register


When: Oct. 10

The story: A Florida woman is accused of stealing a cash register that turned out to be worth more than its contents.
‘Filtered’ bank robber


When: Oct. 10

The story: A man – apparently forgetting about surveillance cameras – robbed a bank using a common household item to hide his face.
Underage designated driver


When: Oct. 8

The story: An allegedly drunk Michigan man was arrested after police found his daughter behind the wheel of his van
Drug deal gone wrong


When: Oct. 6

The story: A 35-year-old North Carolina woman was charged with selling drugs (which one?) after police said she set up a drug deal via text with the wrong person.
Churchgoers get a surprise


When: Oct. 5

The story: A 23-year-old Louisiana man told police he paraded a skimpy piece of women’s clothing (what was it?) to win a bet.
Nabbed by the lunch lady


When: Oct. 3

The story: A Texas student was accused of giving a friend phony bills (what is the charge?) to use in their high school cafeteria.
Not playing around


When: Sept. 25

The story: A 19-year-old Florida woman who unsuccessfully held up a convenience store with a toy gun was foiled by a clerk’s quick thinking.
Botched beer run


When: Sept. 21

The story: Three teens in California acted more like the Three Stooges when they tried to snatch a case of beer from a store.
Asthma-induced robbery?


When: Sept. 20

The story: A trail of beer cans and a K-9 unit led South Carolina police to a blood-soaked man who said he’d been assaulted.
Left empty-handed


When: Sept. 20

The story: Police say a 21-year-old Kansas man broke into a store and rode off on his bike, but didn’t quite get what he was after.
Dog walking and driving


When: Sept. 16

The story: A Colorado dog sitter was charged after shocked fellow drivers said they saw her leading a small dog down the street while driving her car.
Pet-washing burglars


When: September

The story: A Georgia man returned from a trip to find intruders had made themselves at home while he was gone.
Man calls cops on prostitutes


When: Aug. 31

The story: A Kansas man reportedly called police because he was upset about the escorts who showed up to his motel room.
NASCAR nudity


When: Aug. 27

The story: Tennessee racing fans got an eyeful when a nude 27-year-old man ran through a crowded parking lot wearing nothing but a smile.
Wannabe gangster nabbed


When: Aug. 24

The story: A 24-year-old Wisconsin man – who has since been linked to other crimes – was arrested on several charges after police say he tried to bribe them (for how much?).
Clown robbers fooled


When: Sept. 24

The story: Two men dressed as clowns who robbed a Colorado jewelry store (watch the video) probably weren’t laughing when they got home.
Woman denied salon treatment


When: Aug. 22

The story: A woman was charged with intoxication and assault (what is she accused of doing?) after she was refused a bikini wax at an Iowa salon.
Bad babysitter


When: Aug. 17

The story: A 23-year-old Florida babysitter was charged (with what?) after police caught her putting an 8-month-old baby in a dangerous situation
Sleepy suspect


When: Aug. 14

The story: Three men allegedly were burglarizing a New Jersey restaurant when police caught them in the act.
A tall tale


When: June 4

The story: A 22-year-old Connecticut man found in the woods near his abandoned car told police that he’d been assaulted.
Caped crusader


When: May 11

The story: A wannabe Batman was arrested when Michigan police caught him trying to scale a building late at night.
Wrong side of the law


When: March 30

The story: An Ohio man was caught on tape taking an item right from a judge’s bench.
Not-so-smart bank robber


When: March 20

The story: Pennsylvania police said a bank robbery suspect made it easy for them to find him after he made off with the cash.
There’s an app for that?


When: March 12

The story: A 21-year-old man was charged with a felony after Idaho police said he tried to pull over another car.
Funny money


When: March 10

The story: A Florida man accused of trying to pay with a fake $20 bill reportedly told police he created it on a printer he bought at Wal-Mart.
‘C’ is for crook


When: March 3

The story: Police said a Florida teen shoplifted $1.19 worth of cookies and tried to eat them before they could arrest him.


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2012 News Report: Fake McDonald's around the world! (Imitation, counterfeit, theft, logo, design, copyright, Aucland "David Lim")

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Fake McDonald’s Around the World (25 Photos)

If it was in the Western World, McDonald’s would sue any company that dared use its famous Golden Arches logo in their name. But in Asian countries and in the Middle East, people are more than willing to rip off the easily identifiable logo to make some bucks.
Fake McDonald’s Around the World (25 Photos)

Fake McDonald’s Around the World (25 Photos)

Fake McDonald’s Around the World (25 Photos)

Fake McDonald’s Around the World (25 Photos)

Fake McDonald’s Around the World (25 Photos)

Fake McDonald’s Around the World (25 Photos)

Fake McDonald’s Around the World (25 Photos)

Fake McDonald’s Around the World (25 Photos)

Fake McDonald’s Around the World (25 Photos)


Fake McDonald’s Around the World (25 Photos)

Fake McDonald’s Around the World (25 Photos)

Fake McDonald’s Around the World (25 Photos)

Fake McDonald’s Around the World (25 Photos)

Fake McDonald’s Around the World (25 Photos)


Fake McDonald’s Around the World (25 Photos)

Fake McDonald’s Around the World (25 Photos)

Fake McDonald’s Around the World (25 Photos)

Fake McDonald’s Around the World (25 Photos)

Fake McDonald’s Around the World (25 Photos)


Fake McDonald’s Around the World (25 Photos)

Fake McDonald’s Around the World (25 Photos)

Fake McDonald’s Around the World (25 Photos)

Fake McDonald’s Around the World (25 Photos)

Fake McDonald’s Around the World (25 Photos)
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Celluon Magic Cube Virtual Keyboard Projector for your iPad 2 or Samsung Tab (portable computing, iOS, Android, Unlock, Repair, Auckland)


Celluon Magic Cube is an ultra-portable virtual keyboard projector that can be connected via USB of Bluetooth. Compatible with iPhone, iPad and iPod this projector makes a full-sized QWERTY keyboard layout. Useful for all smartphones and computers.





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Gay penguin gets girl. http://alturl.com/jh72m

Gay penguin gets girl, 'Gay' penguin gets girlfriend. Buddy, half of a pair of "gay" African penguins, has mated with a female. The news comes after he was separated from Pedro, and videos of them sharing a nest went viral. They are expected to be reunited after Pedro finds a female mate.Gay penguin gets girl, 'Gay' penguin gets girlfriend. Buddy, half of a pair of "gay" African penguins, has mated with a female. The news comes after he was separated from Pedro, and videos of them sharing a nest went viral. They are expected to be reunited after Pedro finds a female mate.
That does it. Now that a gay penguin couple has gotten their divorce, the righties will start frothing about how Teh Gay can “switch teams” as long as the right hetero comes along:

Linda the penguin has split up two male penguins who lived as a nesting couple for six years at the San Francisco Zoo, caretakers said.

Male penguins Harry and Pepper had been so content together they were allowed to incubate and hatch an egg laid by another Magellanic penguin last year, zookeeper Anthony Brown said.

Watch. Wait. Listen. You’ll hear the murmurs of “See? Conversion!” grow into roars soon enough. Gay-to-Straight Schools will be overcome by admission requests, and everyone will suddenly realize what a snap it is to become straight.

See how much we can all learn from our feathered friends? All it takes is a bird named Linda to achieve what nobody else could in the history of mankind.

Now someone please tell me this: How easy must it be, then, for a straight person to turn all gay and stuff? Based on the above logic, it must be a piece-o’-cake, right? Maybe, say, Sarah the Quitter could give it a shot and get right back to ya.
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